how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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