I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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