At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
