I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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