i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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