her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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