Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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