Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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