gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
