You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Randomize