If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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