Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
How does it feel to date your dad?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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