Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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