Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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