I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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