I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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