their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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