I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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