Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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