I wanna bring you to show and tell
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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