Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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