So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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