So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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