check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
that may or may not have been my penis.
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