this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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