the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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