You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
