its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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its like you know when i get waxed
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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