I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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