Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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