she was so not down for the gang bang
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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