If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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