I must be too annoying 4 u.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
