Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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