whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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