I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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