she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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