No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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