So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Your cock deserves a montage
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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