I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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