I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
