I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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