So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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