I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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