How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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