So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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