I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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