i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Enjoy the penises
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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