Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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