I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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