we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
