put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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