My brain says no but my pants say off.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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