Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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