At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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