Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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