The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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